Levi, Luke, and the neighbor friend walked into the kitchen from outside, and got glasses of water. After drinking, this conversation ensued…
Levi: Do you know where these glasses are from?
Luke: Ikea!
Levi: Yeah, Ikea, the best store in the world!
Luke: No, Academy is the best.
Levi: Ikea is way bigger. It’s the biggest store ever. Academy is just sports. Ikea has dishes, chairs…
Luke: The biggest store ever is the mall. Ikea is bigger than the white house!
Levi: The white house in our town? Ikea is WAY bigger. Right, mom?
Mom: (I was listening the whole time, but I wanted to hear him say it again.) What?
Levi: Isn’t Ikea bigger than our white house?
Mom: (trying to contain the laughter that wanted to spill out) You mean, the courthouse?
Levi: (looks out the window quietly for a few seconds, then looks embarrassed) Yeah, the courthouse.
Mom: Yes, Ikea is bigger.
Luke: Is it bigger than the White House?
Mom: I don’t know.
Levi: Can we play Wii?
Obviously, they didn’t care to find out, and the neighbor wasn’t interested, so they moved on. They’ll be great husbands someday if I can continue to cultivate the Ikea love.
Classic!! :)
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